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| English: Pink Cotton candy. Deutsch: Rosa Zuckerwatte. (Photo credit: Wikipedia) |
Ahmadinejad held a news conference yesterday in which he claimed the world has it wrong--'Iran is not running it's 80 centrifuges for the purpose of enriching uranium and building a nuclear bomb--on the contrary--we are just using them to make a nice, fluffy, pink cotton-candy which we export to circuses around the world...' he proclaimed, smiling his sexy smile that turns on Persian women around the world, who have bad eyesight and can't see him clearly.
"I don't know where everyone got the idea we are using the centrifuges in an ominous manner...we just want to make Love not War...and we are willing to invite any Israeli people who want to taste our cotton candy to come and have some 'on the house'! We promise we won't poison it, just come and have some you Israeli Peoples and see that Iran is not bad, and full of plotting-clerics...quite the opposite! We wish only to make candy and make peoples of the world smile a nice rictus smile..."
When asked for comment, Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton could only 'guffaw' in that amusing manner she has done in the past. What we are to read into this, only Chris Matthews can tell us. Let's hope he does. We are confused. We thought Iran was evil but now it turns out they are just making cotton candy...What a relief!
